And the skirt shall set you free!

Okay, look. I don't care -- tartan, black, mini, pink -- whatever. Either we drop all pretense and let people wear whatever the Hell they choose to (and I mean any form of dress, suit, low-riders, hot-pants, leisure-suits, anything goes) and with-hold any form of fashion judgement, or we admit that we're hypocrites and only some men are allowed to wear skirts.

And I'm not trying to insult any Scotts. Au contraire, I'm saying they shall lead the way unto tolerance. But let's face it -- a skirt's a skirt, lads. Except for the fact that it's worn by men, it's a loose garment hanging from the waist. Then again, so are baggy trousers.

So who's to say what's right?

Take it any way you like, lads and lasses, all I'm saying is this: If a guy can walk around town in a japanese schoolgirl outfit, and it's okay 'cos it's his clan, then maybe we don't know everything!?

Speaking of knowing everything, I saw Bill Hicks today. He's back, and he's not pleased with us.

Cheese-salad sandwich at Boots: 1.80GBP

Return ticket on the Underground: 4GBP

Ticket for the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy Exhibition at the London Science Museum: 7.95GBP

Look on my face every single time I nearly get creamed by those wrong-sided maniac English drivers: PRICELESS