What's that in my underpants?

Feces, because I'm s%&$ing myself scared reading what some people seem to be writing. For instance:

"Corporate Social Responsibility is pernicious, a 21st century Trojan horse designed to destroy free enterprise from within. Fortunately, some corporate warriors still understand that businesses dont have social responsibilities; only people do. And inasmuch as corporate leaders work for business owners, their legal and moral responsibility is to pursue the best interests of their employers interests that relate primarily to making as much money as possible while conforming to the laws, regulations and ethical norms of society. "
--Henry I. Miller and Nick Nichols

Yay! Corporate Warriors fighting the Evil Green Army come to destroy us with Communist Weapons.

Thank you, brave fighters in the name of Free Enterprise. I just felt the air get a little cleaner, now that your shareholders aren't farting away in anxiety.

A. S. Shole

President
"Investing For the Future"
Developers for the Elimination of Annoying Trees and Habitats